Tuesday, June 21, 2011

The Championship Q&A

Here is my official Q&A session after winning Sports Illustrated's NBA Ultimate Draft. In it, 10 SI writers held an open draft where every NBA and ABA player (in the prime of his career) was available. Those teams were then run through a Strat-o-Matic league. And, well, yeah, the Cleveland Spiders won the championship.

My team, you might note, is the Cleveland Spiders.

I did not do any interviews during the season because I did not want to distract my players from their mission, and because I was too busy debating whether or not to fire my coach, Bob Knight. So this will serve as my lone interview.



Opening statement: Before beginning question and answer part, I want to say, first and foremost, how happy I am for the city of Cleveland. This championship was a long time coming. True, it took getting Wilt Chamberlain, Julius Erving, John Havlicek, Isiah Thomas, Dirk Nowitzki and a bunch of other all-time greats to get that championship to Cleveland. And true, the Spiders almost a blew a three games to none lead in the Finals. But we got it done. We don't have to refer to the '64 Browns any more. The 2011 Spiders are champions.

I know one of the questions you guys will ask is: Did it make it sweeter to beat LeBron James' team in the Final. I have two answers for that. One, we never worried about who we played. I mean, every team in this league had all-time great players. This was an all-time draft, right? Every team was loaded. Chris Ballard's team did not just have LeBron James. They had Bill Russell and Charles Barkley too. We had to beat Alex Wolff's team with Chris Paul, Michael Jordan and David Robinson in the first round. We had to play better than Richard Deitsch's team with Tim Duncan, Bob Cousy and Hakeem Olajuwon just to get into the playoffs. Heck, Jack McCallum's team went 22-50, and it had Oscar Robertson, Elgin Baylor and Kevin McHale.

This league was loaded with talent, and so we would have been foolish to concentrate too much attention on any one player, even a player as great as LeBron James.

Two, yes, it was sweeter to take LeBron out. Are you kidding?

OK, let's open this thing up to questions:

Q: Is it true that Bob Knight threatened to throw you through a plate-glass window.

A: Oh, it's going to be this kind of interview session? Well, what is said behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. I think everyone here knows how much respect I have for Coach Knight. I hired him because of that respect. He's a basketball genius and a great motivator. Also, it's not so easy to find plate glass windows.

Q: How realistic do you think it is for a team with Wilt Chamberlain to defeat a team with Bill Russell in the NBA Finals?

A: Well, it just happened, didn't it? My feeling about Bill Russell is that he was a winner, pure and simple. He also had ridiculous talent surrounding him throughout his career. That doesn't diminish what he did, but when you spend a career playing with Cousy, Sharman, Heinsohn, Havlicek, Sam Jones, K.C. Jones, Frank Ramsey, Arnie Risen, Clyde Lovelette, Bailey Howell, (not to mention John Thompson and Wayne Embry) -- well, put it this way: Every single player I just listed, all 12, are in the Hall of Fame.

Wilt Chamberlain is the greatest scoring and rebounding machine in the history of basketball. The narrative of his career was that he couldn't beat Russell, but I don't think his teams were nearly as good. Give Wilt a surrounding cast, as I tried to do, and I think he could beat anybody. Wilt scored 45 points and grabbed 17 rebounds in the seventh and decisive game against Russell. It didn't surprise me.

Q: How worried were you when Ballard's team came back from a 3-0 deficit to force a Game 7?

A: I'd be lying to you if I said I wasn't worried ... and, of course, that's when the alleged "plate glass" conversation happened. We should have swept. We were leading Game 4 going into the fourth quarter -- but for some reason we could not stop Arvydas Sabonis, who made 10 of 12 shots. I was very disappointed, especially in our defensive stopper Dwight Howard. Havlicek was also off his game a bit. Anyway ...

So, sure, I was worried. And I was especially worried when we got blown out at Ballard's place in Game 5, and then blew another big lead in Game 6 in Cleveland. I thought our guys looked a little tight. But they're winners. In addition to Wilt, Dolph Schayes played a great Game 7. There were some who wondered how Schayes' game would translate in modern times. But he was such a great pure shooter, I thought he'd play well.

Q: Overall, how well did Bob Knight coach this team?

A: Well, we won the championship, didn't we?

Q: Follow up: Will Knight be your coach again next year?

A: We're going to re-evaluate everything after we enjoy this victory.

Q: One more follow up: Do you think Knight ...

A: Bob did a fine job. Let's move on, please.

Q: A lot was made of the fact that you were just about ready to take LeBron James in the draft when Ballard took him one pick earlier. In the end, do you think that worked out in your favor?

A: Well, I was able to draft Julius Erving with that pick, so it certainly worked out well for us. The Doctor played amazing basketball for us all year. People tend to remember him for a couple of moment -- the cuff-dunk, the float under the basket shot and so on. But he was a force of nature. He fit our team beautifully. LeBron James is also great player. We just happened to beat him. It's time to go on with our lives.

Q: We all know how great Wilt Chamberlain played and Dr. J and John Havlicek. But that was expected. Who played better than you expected? Who didn't play as well?

A: Well, the draft obviously happened long before Dirk Nowitzki led the Mavericks to their NBA title ... so I was able to get him in the fifth round, which was steal. I knew it was a steal at the time, but it became even more so as we watched him take over games throughout the playoffs this year.

My favorite pick was my eighth-round choice of Mark Price. There is no question in my mind that Price is one of the most underrated players in basketball history. He was a great shooter -- one of the best in the game's history -- and a great passer. He was small but quick. He could get pushed around a bit defensively but he played with ferocity. In this league of leagues, he was a very effective player and he did a great job spelling Isiah Thomas at the point. He also made 43% of his three-pointers.

As for disappointments, well, I thought Jerry Lucas would be more of a factor than he was, especially with his old Ohio State teammate Knight coaching him. But he never seemed to get in the flow of things, though he did provide some rebounding off the bench. OK, last question.

Q: There have been some owners -- we won't name any names -- who claim that this whole thing was ridiculously unrealistic. Your response?

A: They are certainly entitled to their opinion. The champagne still tastes sweet.

13 comments:

  1. Great as always, Joe. Fun project, fun piece.

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  2. Havlicek was/is one of my all-time favorites. I'm glad you picked him for your team, Joe. The guy could run all day long, bank those hard liners off of the window on the break and guard most anyone close to his size as well as anyone in the league. His shooting percentage was nothing to write home about but when it counted "Hondo" was always there in the middle of things. No wonder the Browns wanted him to play football although he played only basketball at tOSU.

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  3. I'm not surprised to see that your team won, after seeing the draft. I was pretty sure the season was over when I saw that you had Wilt, Dirk, and Dwight as the rotation in the frontcourt.

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  4. Downtown Freddy Brown off the bench?

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  6. Well done Joe, and thanks for the article Joe.

    Any chance you will be doing a post on Mr McIlroy's US Open performance on the back of his masters meltdown? I remember you wrote after the masters that you were very impressed with his demeanour and hoped he would win the next 10 masters (or something to that effect). I dont think anyone could have imagined how he would go out and dominate the next major like he did. An exciting time for golf!

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  7. Your team's pennant was on my knotty-pine wall as soon as I saw Dolph Schayes on the roster. The first great NBA forward! Those two-handed set shots must have driven the younger guys nuts. Plus he had the original Darius Miles showboat move with his little salute gesture after baskets.

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  8. Joe, will you publish the parade route and the time/place of the victory rally?

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  9. One of the things that has become a true part of our modern world is this: No one cares about your fantasy team.

    And then you went and made yours interesting. And I don't even like basketball...

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  10. Wow, Bobby Knight as your coach over John Wooden? I have to be totally honest, I just lost a fair bit of respect for you, Joe.

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  11. Joe, given your age, you wouldn't actually have seen Russell or Chamberlain play. I find your adulation of Chamberlain somewhat ironic, in that he could be said to have been the first coming of LeBron. Not by position of style of play, obviously, but in the sense that he was the most physically gifted player of his time - maybe even of all time - capable of putting up monster numbers year after year without even trying, but that was the problem: he didn't seem really to be trying and he didn't seem to want to win all that badly. His assist numbers would suggest that he was unselfish, but in reality his game was all about him. It may be that in most seasons, Russell had better teammates, but with the exceptions probably of Cousy, Sam Jones and Havlicek, the players that you mention would not be in the Hall of Fame had they not won multiple championships, and I doubt any of them would have won even one without Russell. (And of course Wayne Embry was a role player by the time he joined the Celtics, and John Thompson was a Hall of Famer for his coaching, not his NBA career.) Moreover, it was not as if Wilt played with a bunch of stiffs; his teammates with the Warriors included Guy Rogers and Paul Arizin. Indeed, the Philadelphia 76ers (with Hal Greer, Chet Walker, Lucious Jackson and Billy Cunningham) were better than the Celtics during the three full seasons Wilt was on that team, and yet only won one championship (losing to the Celtics the other two seasons). The Lakers, with Jerry West and Gail Goodrich among others, were no slouches either, but Wilt won only won one championship with LA. One championship series that he didn't win was against the Knicks, that legendary series in which Willis Reed came out limping to start the game. As inspiring as that was, people tend to forget that Reed hardly played - he couldn't - and that Wilt was guarded a good bit of the time by Dave Debusschere, who was only 6-6. I was a Knick fan,and so I delighted in the fact that Wilt basically lay down against a team lacking its big man, but my delight was mixed with contempt for a great athlete with the heart of a mouse. Russell was a vastly superior defender to Wilt (probably the greatest defender ever) and nearly as good a rebounder. He obviously wasn't nearly the force that Wilt was offensively, but he made it easier for his teammates to score with his outlet passes, his ballhandling and his offensive rebounding as well as his passing from the post, and unlike Wilt he was prepared to do whatever it took to win. Numbers - particularly conventional numbers - aren't everything, nor is pure physical talent.

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  12. Tell me you pulled a Cuban and bought the team the good stuff for the post-game celebration: Andre Brut is on sale at $4.99 a bottle.

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  13. Many have failed to spell Isiah Thomas over the years, so that's a true testament to Price's skill.

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